Today I finally figured out why I like Al Capone. Al Capone used this day where we celebrate romantic love to introduce a few of his closest rivals to a few of his closest fish friends. Valentines day is no Holiday for ole Al, it's a workday. So here's to all you coupled people who have a holiday all to yourself. Remember the rest of us folks for whom today is just another working day. I wouldn't want you to end up in a garage on the southside of Chicago facing the wrong end of a couple of Tommy guns.
Today, here's to better living through machine guns ;-)
H
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This post, young Harry, is especially turpid, lurid, and wrong.
Better living through machine guns? Tongue-in-cheek or not, it's still asinine.
But take heart, O Thou Monkey of the Dorm, I read an article about how V-Day sees a tremendous among of break-ups. So, for some people, V-Day isn't just a special holiday, or a regular work-day--it's also the heart-rending day of despair. Now don't you feel better?
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